A moment for Funny Grammar

I'll just stop here for a moment now and come back later to write some more. As a teacher, I've had the opportunity to learn a lot from children. I'll just give you a few examples:

Irregular verbs:

choose cheese cheese
sing sang song

and one that actually makes some sense (somehow):

forgive forgave forgotten

Exercise on past simple and past progressive:

He cooked dinner when he was cutting his finger.
He drove home when he was crashing into a tree.

I hope it made you smile. :)